Thursday, May 17, 2012
Close Calls
I get on the 9:00 P.M. northbound No. 2 at 5th and High (it got there 'round 9:17--on time for a change). I should say "run" onto the bus because the driver barely stopped at the shelter and I had to scream, "Wait, wait!" as he pulled off. He basically slowed down, then gunned it. As I got on winded, but relieved I wouldn't have to sit at the corner of Smack Street and Crack Alley for another 45 minutes, Weisenheimer at the Wheel sarcastically sez: "You're welcome!" Like I was s'posed to kiss his big ass or something for the privilege.
"Guy didn't even stop," opined an elderly man near my seat.
"Yeah, I know."
But that wasn't all. Some idgit on a Harley decided he just had to be bad-assed and cut over two lanes of traffic left of us so he could make a right turn on one of the side streets on campus. Then some jogging ditz with headphones blaring runs directly in front the bus, causing Handsome to slam on the brakes and all of the passengers lurching and somersaulting toward the front of the bus.
It's a wonder I fucking got home alive.
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